My Brother-In-Law: Sanitary Napkins, buddy.

My Four Year Old Nephew: What are they for?

My Brother-In-Law: Girls use them to help them stay clean.

My Four Year Old Nephew: *thinks*

My Four Year Old Nephew: Well, we need them, too.

My Brother-In-Law: No, honey, they are only for women.

My Four Year Old Nephew: Oh.

My Four Year Old Nephew: *thinks*

My Four Year Old Nephew: That's okay, we have fireworks!

--Grue